He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
I woke up this morning with 2 australian chicks passed out in my living room, a whole bunch of coke on my kitchen counter and I have no idea how the fuck either thing got there
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
She's a freaking stalker dude, it's like having some kind of cartoon animal just following around everywhere
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
I spilled beer everywhere which led to an oil fire and me melting a spatula again. And then I was late to class so I explained what happened to the teacher.
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
Then we woke up and they shouted "Emergency Vodka!!" and that's how we got redrunk.
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
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