dude thats like the second time shes peed on the couch at a party. we cant invite her anymore
Every perfect package comes with a warning label.
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
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Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
I'm glad our friendship can withstand laughing mid-blowjob during the diarrhea scene in Dumb & Dumber.
I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.
The man who almost made us Eskimo sisters is getting married. Of course I'll be your date. We need to toast the end of his sex life!
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He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
Bring me your tired, your weary, your buffalo chicken dip
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
whole 5th of capt = waking up in the shower after 2 hours and the whole house asking why i'm STILL in a towel. and me having nothing to say
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