Funny, my mom didn't get it when I said 'that's what she said' after she said 'it's so thick, it's impossible' in reference to my milkshake
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
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The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
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I love being high. The owl outside stopped who-ing and I could swear I just heard someone say, "Okay, that's a wrap!"
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
Someone took a shit in the house somewhere and I STILL can't find it. I'm just going to move.
I did not shave my legs to sit at home and diddle myself. He better wake the fuck up and put the fear of god in me!
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