wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
Pretending to care about her feelings is becoming a full time job
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
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I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
So I just bought underwear that says "I'm taken." Just know that when I cheat on my bf with you, that's what I'm wearing
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
Oh god our sink is a cavalcade of horrors. Brb sacrificing a goat and putting everything in the dishwasher forever
I almost lit my balls on fire tonight.
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He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
I had fresh baked oatmeal cookies, tacos AND was on deck to give a stellar blow job. You'd think that'd be a win/win/win situation.
You full on peed your pants then resurrected yourself like Jesus Christ...
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
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