I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
Also, just almost microwaved cereal. Thank god mom is here to stop me.
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
Why does my jaw hurt?
I may have punched you.
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
We call her skankles because she's a skank and she has cankles, I thought that was obvious
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
You know your night is done when the police confiscate your bra at high school basketball game
you wouldn't let anybody come in after ten. everybody was standing outside and you just yelled "BEING PUNCTUAL IS IMPORTANT" and slammed the door. i dont think you should be allowed to have parties anymore
it concerns me that i was already that drunk at 10
Remember how I have such good luck that it's almost bullshit?
I'm afraid to ask, but go on.
Ehh, the third backed out. Two still isn't bad. Who gets a bootycall to pick them up from a bootycall's house anyways? Only me.
Why are you hurting?
Tried to drink all the beer in Nashville last night....failed.
Randomize
