also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
Got bored today and made list of places in apt I want to have sex. One includes opening and coming out the window.
If I die, please delete the word file entitled "Rainy Day"
If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
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Is it bad that I was more upset about not getting the perfume he told me he had bought for me then the actual breakup?
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
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Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
He thought I was gay. I had to explain I just really like wearing flannel.
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
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