My right nipple has been called many things but never a ghost pig
he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
Truelife: I made out with my ex-boyfriend's girlfriend this weekend. Thank you Captain Morgan...
Was she wearing cherry chapstick??
No. Life's not always a fairytale.....
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
I just imagined your drunkass eating Taco Bell in my living room. This is the Godmother of my potential child.
Woke up with eyeliner streaked down my face, glitter all over my bed, and holding half-eaten Jimmy Johns. Plus, my whole family's downstairs for Thanksgiving... Welcome to the shitshow that is my early 20s
My liver hurts and I just woke up from my first sleep in two days
Sounds like the perfect vacation
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
Responsible roommate: 1. Someone who takes a huge shit at work so as not to clog the toilet at home.
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
he's fucking insane. he's worse than me. is that even possible? I'm only with him because his dick is huge. I need Jesus.
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