I can only date guys with blackberrys
I just decided its a new prereq to talk to me
part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
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Don't lose. A little bit of my soul dies every time a beer pong game is lost.
Last night we looked at each other with an expression of "fuck I am so done being normal", took off our shirts, and danced around in our bras
Just walk of shamed past a 5 year old on my way out of my booty call. He waved at me. Is this the single life I've been missing?
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
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I lost my flask somewhere between dancing shirtless to The Spice Girls and walking around Wawa opening/eating things and putting them back.
wow thanks for pushing me towards an older man
you gotta start somewhere if you're going to be a trophy wife
I have so many plans for this weekend and sobriety is not invited.
That moment when you realize the hot british guy named rory you drunkenly made out with at a bar is American, is named Tyler, and has a girlfriend.
I got so drunk last night that I was drunk in my dream. Good night
First aid class means get dry humped by moderately attractive college students during heimlich maneuver training.
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