Pants 0. Shit 1.
so Mike and I made a deal. we'd do anal if he would help me pick out carpet tomorrow.
What...you let him do that?
It wasnt that bad. the two minutes it took is nothing compared to the 10 hr day I have planned for him tomorrow
Dude!! Mom just asked me why you have 'boobies' hahaha
I hate my life
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
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Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
I just want you to know that I hid the weed. Once you find another job, I'll tell you where it is. Happy Hunting, bro.
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
I was so exhausted I thought about using my deep throat spray to stop my coughing.
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
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He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
I'm putting my hangover kit in my car for the trip to work tomorrow morning. Dedication
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
I don't want to spend an inordinate amount of time with you, I want to have sex with you. Duhhhhhh.
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