the next pure michigan commercial i see, i am going to pee in a fucking lake
Of course I lose my iPhone but still manage to hold on to the ruler for my dirty teacher costume
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
Nothing like cleaning dried puke off your floor to make you feel like you've failed as an adult.
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That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
Why do you think she gets more guys?
well her prof pic is her in her bedroom looking hot and mine is me looking terrified while holding a giant spider at 6 flags, so there's that
I just did a drunk experiment to find out what it looks like when you turn a burner on the stove on while wearing night-vision goggles. I may be blind in my right eye now.
Ew. After that you just pretty much proved that your vagina is the reason why my vagina needs two toilet seat covers when peeing in public restrooms
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
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Summary of my night: made out with a complete stranger at a club dressed in the Geico gecko costume...
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
Realizing life ain't all about burritos and strippers, it's a struggle out there, and it ain't looking pretty so far,..
Highlight your past hook-ups. You've been stabbed, shot at, run over, and chased down the road...no you can't bring new bar bitch over here!
Dude she has a friend!!!!
You shoulda seen me try and clean up custard from an eclair off the floor while trying to pretend to be sober for my mom. Fucking hilarious.
Call me a snob but I'm not banging chicks with more fingers than teeth.
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