Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(712): View more from Iowa

She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...

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(206): View more from Washington

She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant

(360): View more from Washington

At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats

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(760): View more from California

Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.

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(203): View more from Connecticut

Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.

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(413): View more from Massachusetts

I think my sister is getting tired of me breaking into her house so I can sleep with random girls when shes not there

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(703): View more from Virginia

The cops knocked on our door just to ask us if we were really having a no-pants party.

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(231): View more from Michigan

Dude, she got on top of me, grumbled in a low voice "I'm going to make you remember me", and then farted.

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(406): View more from Montana

If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?

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(818): View more from California

He left cushions on my floor, chocolate on my bra and unexplained scratches on my thighs. I think this one might get a second date.

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