WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
he started fingering my stomach rolls instead of my vag... am i really that fat?
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
Just remembered getting lost in a "shortcut" through yards and GPSing my way home last night
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
Just smoked out of an apple with Steve Jobs. I love Halloween.
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
I honestly think the worst part about the night is they just kicked us out of the park and we didn't even get to go into Disneyland Jail
Can we talk about how i am holding a tupperware container of my own puke in the back of my grandparents car while my sister drives
No Bryan wants to get drunk, rub inappropriate dudes legs, talk about my vagina and send me pics of his boomerang dick. That's not how you watch basketball.
That's how he does EVERYTHING!
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
The spirit of America is being too hungover to celebrate America right?