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• (732): View more from New Jersey

  Facebook lets you pick usernames now. You'd better log on and get yours before homewreckingwhore is taken...

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• (516): View more from New York

  onenightstand. Woke up and saw my nuva ring on the floor. apparently he thought it was a glow stick. pick me up please?

  (443): View more from Maryland

  he didnt ask why there was a glowstick shoved up your vag?

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• (403): View more from Alberta, CA

  i really wish my pants would only unzip when im sober

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• (847): View more from Illinois

  so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?

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• (765): View more from Indiana

  A kid wearing a Batman belt buckle in my psych class just asked how people get pee fetishes. I'm too high for this.

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• (860): View more from Connecticut

  So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.

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• (248): View more from Michigan

  She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.

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• (514): View more from Quebec

  Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank

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• (+44): View more from United Kingdom

  We saluted the chips to the national anthem before cooking them. The house has to get a munchies fryer

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• (519): View more from Ontario

  She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.

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• (202): View more from Washington, DC

  Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.

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• (774): View more from Massachusetts

  Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?

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• (778): View more from British Columbia

  He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it

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• (201): View more from New Jersey

  The Olympian is in my bed

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• (941): View more from Florida

  When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress

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