i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
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so just saw tiger woods pull a page out of his wifes book and hit some kid in the head with a golf club
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
You turned to me, winked, whispered "man the harpoons" and walked out with the fat chick
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
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I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
If you get that boat I will recruit some boat hoes for you and tape a video and sync it to I'm On A Boat. This is happening.
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
We used to bone, but now she's my life coach.
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
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