The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
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hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
Just walked into the bar to find a guy in a Boba Fett helmet leaning casually against the wall, texting. This night just got real.
HURRY. I NEED DRUNK. MORE DRUNK.
Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess.
I feel like vibrating beds are just synonymous with venereal diseases.
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Told the cab driver to take me to narnia last night. Turns out there's a bar called narnia on the south side of town. We are in business
A dude I dated in high school just put a status about National Coming Out day. I checked his relationship status. He is dating a dude. Hello, Friday.
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
I'm at a sex party and there's a guy in an ICP jersey and trip pants. I see now that this is the moment in the movie of my life I recognize I have a problem
I'm eating chicken wings naked and hungover at 10am... Happy bday to me
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
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