paul mccartney is starting to look like angela lansbury
Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
I'm driving in the middle of nowhere, and I just saw a stuffed Barney hanging from a noose on a tree. Maybe I should turn around.
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
How does me getting a new dildo make you crave olive garden
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
yeah we're mixing orange juice, vodka, and rum and calling it Oj Simpson On Trial
This breakup hit defcon 5. Walked to pathmark with a denim jacket over my nightgown to get ben and jerrys. On sale btw.
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
I'm sorry, but the bed has won this battle. I got up, changed my shirt, combed my hair, put on some deodorant, and then looked at my bed and got back in
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
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