can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
we just plugged the camera up to the big screen. would you like to come see what you did last night, in high definition?
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
Dear Beer Goggles, it's time to see the eye doctor. With love, your biggest fan.
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
Apparently im getting a reputation for how i mix drinks. Im the midas of booze. Everything i touch turns to koolaid.
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
I just try to date guys based on what I need like I am trying to find an electrician now
You gays are geniuses
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
He got the life proof phone case so he could jack off in the shower without his wife knowing
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
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