O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
he kept kneeing me like he was playing footsies... only then i realized it was his dick.
meow
WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
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I was looking at some smoking pipes on amazon the other day and realized that work people could look at my history and do a drug test. So I immediately started looking at Sherlock Holmes hats.
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
you came out with your cock in between the legs of a balloon animal. Maybe she'll think you have a sense of humor.
What kind of balloon animal was it?
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Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
You would think a husband, a boyfriend, and a vibrator would be enough. But sadly it's not
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
After we'd both come, we started writing a book about dragons. Woke up this morning to a full English breakfast. Can't thank you enough for introducing us
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