There are traffic cones in the living room. One of them is yours.
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
It was like she tried to cover up all the weight she gained with a fake tan...
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
She gave me what I will now dub a "hurricane sandy". Loud, wet and sloppy BJ that made me want to stay home and complain about shit on the Internet
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
You know you're hung over when the glare from the cream cheese on your bagel is just too bright...
Sean slept in the bushes beside my house again. Any reason he kept screaming/slurring 'it was all a bunch of goddamn lies' through out the night?
I lost my voice. So I'm going to pretend I'm Ariel with legs today.
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
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