just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
i stopped calling them hangovers and started calling mornings a long time ago.
I think my vagina is going to steal my keys and drive over there.
Hopefully she would park on my face.
Tis the season to puke in grandma's bathroom
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Fuck your 100 proof Hot Damn. Do you know what 100 proof vomit tastes like? Anger.
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
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Is drinking before noon still a bad idea if you invent an amazing cocktail?
I just sent my ex off to a party, threw a condom at him, and told him to make good choices.
Don't remember our skype call last night too well, but did I pee while skyping you?
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
You know tonight's gonna be a good night when your already planning on sleeping in a trunk
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
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