I was to big spoon the shit out of you right now
I'm so hungover and dru,k
no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
Holy shit, you lost your virginity on 11/11/11. Now every time someone fucks you, they can make a wish. Your vagina has officially been transformed into a wishing well.
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
I got about 15 snapchats from you with your hand saying "you want cheese sticks" or something like that and one of some weird looking weed
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
Nope we are at the ER my brothers crazyass neighbor kinda stabbed him in the neck. He's gonna be fine.
I'm excited I love mornings when I'm not sober
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
Shit. My boss is having me meet and greet with the new doc upstairs. Do you think his doctor powers will detect that I'm still high?
So today was the first day i've been sober since Wednesday according to my roommate!
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