I just got asked by a man in the alley if i would like to buy 50 dollars of meat for 20 bucks. Its been a weird day.
so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
all i know is i woke up with a braid in my hair and i vaguely remember a cab driver telling me he would give me $10,000 to get him a green card. and he would take me to turkey. and give me free cab rides. im never drinking on my medicine again. lol.
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I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
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I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
Oh my god, are you sexting me while watching the Democratic debate.
100%
Now I'll never know if it was me that got you worked up, or Bernie Sanders' social policies.
I think I need to start sobriety testing my Tinder dates.
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
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