So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
You should've come out last night, I need someone to explain why the bartender tried to strangle me...
John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
My kids are NEVER playing in the park more than 2 feet away from me until they are capable of punching an eagle.
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
"Local woman assaults strangers with sex toy" is a headline I never want to be about me.
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
THERE IS A VERY SMALL CHILD YELLING OUTSIDE OF MY DOOR. THE NEXT TIME YOU TELL ME YOUR TOO BIG FOR A CONDOM I'M GOING TO PUNCH YOU IN THE DICK.
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
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