I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
Hey wes just called me saying he was asleep outside by the pond at my apt complex
you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
Think I just subconsciously wanted a cigarette and started sleep walking to Carl's.. Didn't realize what I was doing until I found myself in an elevator.
Well I checked the bush outside his apartment building this morning, and he wasn't there... So I knew he was home.
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
I just want to eat chicken fingers and drink beer and smoke in bed with my laptop so I can watch Netflix
So your not doing THAT great with the break up then...
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
Dude I may be rolling but there's no way I can make up a 12 ft tall giant green man waving to me right now
False alarm, security just told me it's a radio tower
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