Tell Heather sorry for burning her hair. Also for anything else that I may have done that warrants and apology. Anything after about 10pm is kind of hazy.
i just found five singles in my underwear?! im suspicious but delighted none the less
i told the bartender last night that if the palace saloon made a calendar he would be every month.
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
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My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
You're making her cookies in enchange for knitting lessons. You will die a virgin.
Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
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I know it's like I wanna bring somebody fun who I haven't drunkenly expressed my feelings for. Or hooked up with. It's a struggle.
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
Mike Pence got the fuck boy eyes though
I'm feeding a baby and swiping on tinder...what has my life come to?!?!
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
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