Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
She wrote me a poem titled "Penis Flower" and it wasnt a joke
I just made a steamroller out of a christmas ornament. I feel so festive.
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
A man bought two 40's from me, then asked if I had duct tape. How do people over 50 know about Edward 40hands? It was very weird.
He was like Sweeney Todd... But, without the killing people part.
So... He's a barber?
No. He's got crazy hair, and a revenge fetish. But he's hot. Does that make up for it?
I would just like to go ahead and accept my slut of the year award.
It's like 10 times better than an Oscar
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
Do not try to steal a picnic table from a park, all you will end up with are sore arms and broken dreams.
It's 1am and I'm on LSD and I have diarrhea in a Dunkin Donuts. Help me
people need to understand when I say I don't want to drink anymore that doesn't mean tempt me with another bottle of Jose Cuervo.
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