I think east. Tornado watch. What the fuck are you doing in Texarkana?
Bonnaroo. Tornado watch? Expand on that thought.
Watch for tornadoes.
Every night before bed, when I used to say prayers, now I just think to myself 'freshman sluts. Soon'
if I end up fighting someone to save $15 on a toaster oven then something went wrong earlier in life
How long is it safe to eat only Hot Pockets and Popsicles?
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
He keeps telling me he's gonna get me dope for my birthday. 1. HELP ME. 2. HOW IS THAT AN ACCEPTABLE BIRTHDAY PRESENT. Also, please HELP ME.
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
Now it's a thing. He's kind of a creeper and now he's lotioning me. This is going to turn into a Buffalo Bull situation.
I wish I could send you one of those donuts I had. Like teleport it to you. Because it would change your life
The cat hopped on my bed and watched me masturbate naked with a vibrator. I've never felt more sorry in my entire life
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
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