guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
I feel like a panda just shit rainbows on my mind
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
There's nothing worse than waking up naked on the beach covered in sand and a family walking by.
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I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
God, for the last time, no I did not break my nose doing a keg-stand just for a nose job.
Oh trust me, i am. It's like magic, but instead of rabbits and doves its orgasms- He just keeps pulling them out of nowhere.
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ALSO, I NEED TO BORROW A CAT. ASAP
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
MY MOM WALKED IN WHILE I WAS EATING THEM OUT AND STARTED ASKING US ABOUT THE PROJECT RUNWAY EPISODE WE WERE WATCHING EARLIER
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