How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
i literally laid in bad for an hour last night thinking of what i'm going to name my cats when i become a cat lady.
I want to get laid tonight but my sheets haven't been washed since vomiting in them on Halloween :(
We stole your phone last night, texted your brother and told him you wanted it up the ass by him. All he said was "I want ur money."
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
The things happening in my intestines right now should only ever happen at truck stops and frat houses.
He sent me a vid of himself jerking off. I hope his hands are the size of tennis rackets or it will be a very short date.
I feel so nauseous and all I want is string cheese. My life never makes sense.
Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort.
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
So woke up naked and found my clothes from last night in my kitchen with a half eaten quesadilla
Yah. I'm gonna lay you down and feed you grapes, except I'm gonna replace grapes for my balls
Apparently last night I was doing back bends for the guy making my easy mac because clearly it wasn't easy enough for me.
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