Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
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she made my bed before she left. i think i'm gonna keep banging her to get the housework done
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
They're watching TV in bed. The Golden Girls to be exact. Aaaand I just heard them singing along with the theme song. I love living with gays.
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
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You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
She has "Massive Shits" listed as a turn off. That's very specific and there's a story behind it I bet.
Sweet, got a date tomorrow night
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
So, I woke up under a table with an alarm clock on my face, my hair in a bag of popcorn, and my phone charger wrapped around me.. what happened?
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