We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
I didnt shave my beard last night, so I could feel it while Im shrooming today
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
$5 long island pitchers = roommate pissing on his laptop at 3am.
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
Delivery driver perk #327: I just paid for part of the security deposit on my new place in pizza. This oughta be a fun renting experience.
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
she had a dildo shaped like a dolphin. she will forever be known as Flipper
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
I told him to come over when I realized that I did have time for a quick booty call before church.
I smoked then listened to a voicemail from my mom...I ended up yelling at my phone cause she wasn't answering me. Forgot it was a recording.
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
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