we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
If he can handle my muffin top then I can handle his front teeth.
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
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vagina is talking i cant
we literally spent four hours convincing you that all 5 of your toes were there. no more everclear on a tuesday.
Dude idk, apparently telling two drunk chicks 'that's whats up' after watching them lick eachother's face wasn't the compliment they were looking for. I mean I was fucking hammered.
Wow.
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
I really hope jumping jacks prevent pregancy because I'm kind of banking on it right now, do you know why there's a unicycle in the corner of my room?
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yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
It's 2016 and I'm somehow banging the milkman.
They're giving you narcotics aren't they?
If I offered to share would you come visit me?
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
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