i think my tv is drunk
please keep texting me so i can pretend someone likes me
i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head
She swallowed my jizz and then took a shot of jack daniels and said "chaser." This cant be real life.
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Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
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If you've ever wondered what a shitshow is, just watch me at the bar on a Friday. Or Tuesday. Take your pick.
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
Also, my guy said they would be around. And i clarified that when I asked him for mushrooms he didn't hear "a mushroom or two" but rather understood I meant "all the mushrooms you can find between now and 4th of July."
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
I yelled at your uterus for you.
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
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