I feel like i'm in the derek zoolander school for kids who can't read good.
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
You hopped on the counter after puking, and told us you were wearing bare feet and didn't want to be alone.
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I woke up to him pissing in their fireplace with fairy wings on.
She's like an enigma, wrapped in a riddle, tossed in miller light, inside a question. Nobody can explain a Heather.
Dude, you went to another fraternity's formal as a joke and came home with one of their dates. AND you managed to get her number. Please explain to me how that's not a good night.
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
Today's walk of shame includes last nights hair and make up, an 8 hour shift, me leading a meeting and me throwing up in a parking lot on my way to work. Dear world, you're welcome.
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with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
You brought string cheese to the strip club
What a better way to celebrate that I'm single by becoming a stripper and making $1000 in one night
I also tried to hide a bottle of vodka in a build a bear last night so that something that happened in my life
The internet was right. Snorting muscle relaxers is awful
It's a shame I've been hooking up with him for 6 months and he still doesn't know my real name.
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