Hey, It's Lauren. i wanted to talk to you tonight. I like you, as you know because kyle told you. I was wondering if you liked me too?
Are you in the third fucking grade? Check yes or no.
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
I am sitting on my kitchen floor drunk with a bottle of jose cuervo, tryin to make cinnamon rolls and write a paper. I love college
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
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I found a horn on the street but it's okay I disinfected it with vodka
I have sand in every orifice, there are bruises everywhere, and I smell like a distillery. I love summer.
my roommate is sobbing and looking at photos of elephants. i'm so confused.
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
I swear to god, allah, buddah and motherfucking oprah winfrey... if I have to stay here any longer because you are holding us up I will choke you out.
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This is Jewish guilt versus Irish Catholic guilt. We should tread carefully, or we could fuck up the space-time continuum or something.
I'm okay with that.
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns
Just cuz u chase vodka with sweet tea doesn't make it sweet tea vodka
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