I'm naming my child veloci raptor. And you can be a part of its life if you want. But that's its name. Cause i have the vagina.
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
i realized that the internet ruins the joy of a father passing down playboys to his son
she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
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Even My mom was ashamed of me bringing her home, she pulled me aside, and told me i can do better than, "butter faces"
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
he slapped my stomach and proclaimed it a baby-free zone
Woke up shivering behind the titty bar, With the worst leg cramps. I'm like a poster boy for responsibility.
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Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
He drunk dialed me at 2am asking if he could put a baby in me.
She insisted on cleaning her room in the dark. 5 minutes in, she forgot what she was doing and started putting shirts on instead of hanging them up.
I don't even care that it's before church. I feel like God actually wants me to have this shower beer.
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
The blonde cop looked at my license and told me I better have be home when her shift ends
I hate you
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