Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
i sleep in a fine layer of vodka and semen. i don't know that that would appropriate for a pajama rally.
the 24 hour champagne diet aint going so well
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
I just sent Brandon a snapchat where I wasn't wearing a shirt but had a rooster drawn on my boobs that said "cock block" and laughed for 10 minutes I have problems don't judge me
I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
do you remember your solution to not spill your drinks last night? .. Shots, that way you wouldnt have time to spill them. i love your drunken logic haha
I just lifted up my shirt to scratch my stomach n a Dorito flew out of my pullover n it legit scared me when it hit me.
When I was sick she came over with Call of Duty, animal crackers and a handjob. Honor says I can't dump her until Easter
What's worse having drunken sex with hot married man or breaking the diet one week in?
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
A condom was pulled out of your vagina by a doctor today I do not think you can pull off "closet" hoe anymore
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