Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
Acid is not a monday night drug
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
he called me back to his office so he could lick a line of pixie stick off of my thigh
be sure to add "office slut" to your resume
its so hard to text. the buttons are tickling my fingers
Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops
don't worry i won't let him get attached. I put on my Hulk onesie after sex and yelled I SMASHED YOU. never seen a guy looked so confused.
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
Maybe you should stop dating for awhile if the chicks aren't working out. Reacquaint yourself with your hand or something.
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
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