I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
saw a man tazing a raccoon in the middle of the street last night... normal
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
There is no way I am paying you $5 apiece for pot brownies you found behind a dumpster. $2, maybe.
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I asked a lamppost to be my valentine. Also: I'm wearing a sombrero. We need more sombrero in our lives.
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
Went to bed with a bowl of spaghetti O's on my chest, I make my own breakfast in bed. New level of laziness
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
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He showed up to a booty call with 2 tea bags, but no condom...
If Plan B had a rewards card I would have earned so many free tote bags by now
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST
Hey so I got my period
Thank god I wasn't ready to deal with sober you for 9 months
i feel like if we ever had babies together they would just be drunk all the time
One lone grasshopper in the whataburger bathroom. Don't know how it got there. Scared the fuck out of me. Also puked over the side of the silverado fence. The horses looked disappointed. Animal magnetism is beautiful. You taught me well. I love you.
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