Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
She wouldn't stop telling me the story of the penis and how she got laid.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
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She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
playing nyquil roulette. it entails taking shots of nyquil and hoping it doesnt kick in during sex or in public. game on.
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I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
I JUST HAD A FLASH MEMORY OF DOING A SHOT OF WHISKEY WITH MY BEER YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO PUNCH ME IN THE FACE TO PREVENT THAT FROM HAPPENING.
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
Well the grass always *looks* greener on the other side but sometimes that’s bc there’s a sewage runoff...
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