never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
It was like a fairy tale, until he tried to put it in my ass...
Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
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Dude let's go to Saudi Arabia. They outlawed valentine's day. And probably love.
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
someone just laughed at me while i'm laying on the floor waiting for the bus. like they've never been hungover.
Is adulthood just morning sex and then walking through the grocery store 20 min later looking for something to take to work for lunch?
...and then running into your dad at said grocery store...
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
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I just told the joker that my vagina is the bat cave and he needs to infiltrate it.
Have you ever hotboxed under your comforter? Best. Decision. Ever.
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
Look I'm really hungover so let's try this again. In 5 mins you're gonna call me and tell me that you're on your way with xannies, iced coffee and a back rub
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
I can’t believe I made out with a flat earther and didn’t know about it until now!
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