I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
It's amazing how much jurassic park has contributed to my life recently
My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
so he stopped for a second, looked up at me and said in a really creepy voice, "I can has cheeseburger?" and then went back to eating me out.
The Wii Fit is already telling me I'm an alcoholic.
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
Just traded the drive-through guy at BK a Dos Equis for a Hershey pie before noon... win?
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
i think when the guy sitting in the corner singing tells you you're too drunk, you're too drunk.
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
She pulled me up to my feet by my hair. I thought it was you for a second. My drunken angel savior.
I just bottomed with the last unicorn playing in the background. I've hit a new level of gay.
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
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