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So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
Boys can't fool me. I know "want to come up and meet my dogs?" is just a nondirect way of saying "come up and meet my penis".
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no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
captain cockblock got me again last night so i put a squirrel in his room and jamed the door shut
There was probably a tattoo above her soulless vagina that read 'it's a trap!' Yet you ignored it
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What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
The look on the dr's face when she asked me the last time i had sex and i responded "like an hour and a half ago" ... priceless
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
Is there a greeting card for "I can't keep being The Other Woman"?
It's not safe here. I had urgent and violent diarrhea last night, and I got blackout drunk. Please don't come over.
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
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