Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
masturbating is 5million times harder to finish knowing grandma is in the guestroom downstairs. just so you know.
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
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Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
I dont care how high you are "yes" is not the correct response to "what do you want from Taco Bell" Mom.
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
I am pretty sure they consider me one of the "bros". They compliment girl's racks to me and are the human forms of dick-be-gone. They won't sleep with me more than once cause it's "weird", or let any "untrustworthy boys" sleep with me and I still help them get laid. Not...fair...
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Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
Just heard a girl ask "Wait you're not my boyfriend?!" to a guy wearing the Mickey to her Minnie Mouse on my way home. Made me feel better about myself.
He got me to hold his phone, wallet, keys and pants while he hooked up with another girl.
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
If he has a beard, chances are, that’s an open invitation to sit on his face
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
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