none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
News update: stealing a playground is harder than it looks.
you insisted on breathalizing me with a inhaler.
they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
You missed me roundhouse kicking a lit glow stick out of a guy's mouth last night. You would have been proud.
You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
I can't tell if I'm still on the hangover from last night, or if I'm experiencing the one from tomorrow, because it was so powerful that it actually traveled back through time...
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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