everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
Your dignity remains intact. He, on the other hand, is completely convinced he slept with your cat.
went thru the pain of a Brazilian and he's passed the fuck out while i eat Doritos and watch tbs. fuck married life i want out
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She sucks dick like Beethoven on piano, but talking to her is like Simple Jack in Tropic Thunder. Still working out the pros vs cons list.
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
im that hungover where parking at red lights has to be done
Yea i think drunk-me kept all my bar receipts, just to throw it in sober-me's face.
I just wish I had a snapshot of his attempted front flip off the bar. There are some things that are worth getting a life ban for, and the moment of impact with his foot and that lady's face was one of those things.
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I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
Apparently asking your girlfriends roommate for a hand job when u craw into the wrong bed after a bottle of rum is "bad form".
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
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