i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
That was an excessively violent trivia night
I just tried to text you by typing "whoa" into my contacts.
its 4am. im standing over him in my bed eating chinese food, on the phone with dan trying to convince him to break up with his gf. whoredom.
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
In all honesty the person most likely to secretly slip me drugs would be ... Me
So I spent all night thinking my bed was floating down a river and telling the cats to get on the bed because they were going to float away. Percocet is strong shit.
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
Godammit I caught my hair on fire taking a bong rip
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
I'm not gonna lie. I need sex like plants need water right now. I just need the dick.
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