No more parties with babies... I can't do that again.
That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
I am broke enough to accept it. If I get poisoned, you can have my shoes
Im drinking ciroc out of an ice cream cone... my night is going fantastic
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
Is it weird that the cop that arrested me called me twice to tell me that I left my ring at the police station
He made a playlist to use during sex...that ended with The Ultimate Warrior's entrance music.
The sad moment you remember you have no power for a week and can't flush.....
Wrong number bro but that sounds like a damn shame.
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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