i just walked in on my sister drunkenly sobbing to sarah mclachlan. its time for an intervention.
didn't that happen to you last weekend?
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
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Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
If after tonight I can still walk on my own, take me to another bar.
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
I think it's safe to say taking shots on the way to the emergency room was rock bottom. We're going to need to think of ways to top that between now and next new years eve...
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
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I just hit on a guy in a doughnut store... is that too suggestive?
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
My breasts were aching with rage.
I am making up for a 7 year dry spell so I get a pass and I don't always care if there is a second date. It is like college but with more money and condoms.
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong