sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
That bar we were at last night smelled like cougars. Virginia Slims, Aqua Net and Summer's Eve.
they ran out of cups so I just drank out of a cowbell.
I make my boyfriend pay for half of my birth control. We call it his monthly rent.
These 23 People Walked In On Someone And Saw Some Crazy Sh*t
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
mom just texted me "hawaii ambien". those are like the two things she talks about to keep me interested in spending time with her.
Well the weddings in 4 days so I already got the eightball lined up and the wii fit all warmed up. Still wanna bet I wont lose 20 pounds by the wedding?
Typical Sunday afternoon purchase of condoms and a helium tank.
I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
Confessions From 23 People Who Have Been Hiding Terrible Secrets
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
This guy on Hoarders just said "we're all about 4 or 5 decisions away from shitting in a bucket". True dat
yeah, I don't think I'm getting into the baseball game tonight. The security guard definitely saw me bowl over that child.
I just wanted a bootycall and now somehow I'm at his parents playing dominoes. But they have tequila so it's cool
woke up to my little sister's best-friend's boyfriend in my bed, but how's your saturday going?