Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
The funny thing is... I'm about to go to the store to buy WD-40 and condoms... That's it.
And before you ask they are unrelated purchases.
sometime during the course of last night, i decided to get donuts for this morning. i'm a fucking genius when i smoke.
Barsexuality is the new black.
last nights makeup is better than no makeup at all.
gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
We're trying to decide between cracker barrel an the ER
No she stopped screaming. Now she's eating popcorn. Off a plate. With a spoon.
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
I'm so hungover. I just keep eating the otter pops I'm trying to use to get rid of my hickies.
Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
Congratulations! We have a period
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