hotel room ftw
its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
Drunk me needs to be reminded of my sexual preferences.
at least it wasnt animals
I'm going to shower the piss off me now. I feel like I was in an R. Kelly dream.
Why did you load my phone up with pics of Al Gore?
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
Finally had sex in the new kitchen. Burnt the hamburgers and hit myself in the face with the freezer door. Worth it.
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
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