my drunk step mom just informed me my dad likes reverse cowgirl. Please god kill me.
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
Hey bro u need to come home now, me and andy just had a 15 minute conversation about fig newtons. f this bong
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
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The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
I made mike pull over so I could lay in the grass. He made me get up cuz I looked dead and people were passing. It was like 6:30am.
I kind of drew a blank when the doctor asked me how I got super glue up my nose.
How the hell do you leave a party with a kitten? It's missing and everyone knows it was you.
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
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If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
Just to update you. I am dead. So your probably gonna have to find a new roommate
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
Is it sad or funny that I just bought two pregnancy test at the dollar store to give away to people on New Year's Eve while driving for Uber.
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