no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
I gave him a handjob while watching the presidential address. Needless to say, it was weird.
Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
Is it creepy to message a girl and say you had me at stocked liquor cabinet?
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
but it was less of a make out and more of a goodnight kiss as a "thanks for giving our drunk asses a ride home and sorry we called your bar the worst bar in LA"
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
Quick I need a sexy way to say "suck your balls"
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
My sister can't give you a handjob and us still be bros.
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