So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
I have just figured that it takes exactly 2 and a half rums to clean the bathroom..
Is putting "Tonight I'm Fucking You" on my date playlist too forward?
He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
Drove by a cop already pulling someone over and toasted him with my bong
It's 4 in the afternoon........
Last thing I remember is whiskey shots. My roommate tells me we were there 15min before I decided to run home naked. And we live across from a police station.
Whoever put the life size cut out of Snoop Dog next to me in bed understands me.
I can't believe I got dumped for a fat chick, but at least I got four and a half years worth of free shit. So we can call it even.
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
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